21 REASONS WHY I'M NOT A MARRIAGE MATERIAL !!

I am at a point in my life where everyone is getting married - my friends, cousins, neighbors and I am here like what should I eat now or what should I wear for their wedding. I ain't going anywhere in life.

 After a certain age your parents and relatives starts pressuring you to get married and I am no exception to that.  I understand that to a 26 yr old single  girl, you don't know what else to ask and I get it.

So Mom, Dad, Uncles, Aunts and everyone else, please grab a chair and I will tell you the following reasons why I can't get married :

• I am not the marrying kind!!

• I am still a kid and not ready to get married. I still watch "The Suite life of Zack & Cody", "Hannah Montana", "Tom & Jerry", & "The Elephant Princess". So my concept of reality is different. I still believe that one day a magical elephant will appear and take me to my kingdom where I'm the "Magical Princess".

• Another thing is after marriage the bride is draped in  Saree forever. I own so many clothes like crop tops, skirts, shorts & dresses. What about these clothes then. I can't just give them to someone else. That's way too much to ask for. And if I have to cover myself from top to bottom, then I would wear a  sack instead. Believe me, it's the same thing.

• The most shocking thing is the bride has to cover her face with the saree. I can't do that because I'm too cute to hide my face. 

• I believe that one day when "Ranbir Kapoor" will see me , he will fall in love with me and we will live happily ever after. And until that happens I ain't going anywhere.

• I haven't completed my bucket list yet. I have priorities in life.

• If we are going to get married then you better have two bedrooms, because I don't share my bed and closet. I like to sleep in the middle of my bed like a Queen. So get out,  there's no space for you in here.

•  People hit on me all the time and I enjoy flirting with them. And if you can't handle that then I'm sorry we can't get married. Its not my fault that I'm adorable.

• I'm a big Foodie. I love food more than people. The most important thing about me is "I DON'T SHARE FOOD". And if you ever touch my food, I will have to divorce you.

• And there are many other reasons like I have commitment issues, trust  issues, anger issues, emotional issues, etc.

• On the wedding day the bride has to wear a outfit which is probably like  60 kg. I can't not even walk in heels properly. I wear converse and still manage to trip over things that aren't there. What if I fall on someone and crush them. Mom Dad I'm saving you all the money.

• Annoying thing that couples do is they hold each others hands and look into their eyes. Now that's way too much attachment for me. I don't know why but it kinda feels weird and freaks me out.

• I want to be a free bird. Feel the wind in my hair, travel around the world, find myself, take adventure trips and most importantly live my life like I want.

• I haven't made enough mistakes yet. So, I can't surrender for marriage.

• I sleep till noon on weekends. So I can't get up early and make breakfast for everyone. That's just not me.

• I have a big appetite. So when we go out, you should not be embarrassed just because I gobbled all your food too. 

• I would rather die than know the difference between Ivory & Eggshell. How am I suppose to plan my wedding then.

• When I go to a wedding, I try to picture myself in their shoes, but aside from the drinks and the food, I fail to understand the whole point of marriage.

• They say you only get two great love in a lifetime. And I have already found them - Shah Rukh Khan & Ranbir Kapoor. How am I suppose to love you then?

• I love shoes more than people. You know an average woman falls in love seven times a year and six times are with shoes. And I belong to that category. "Forget the Prince, Keep the shoes" is what I would have said to Cinderella.

• And the last one, I believe in "Don't Marry, Travel instead".

     Hope you enjoy it!!

     Kisses,
     Anokkhi.